At this point, I don’t even know if you are still interested in what I have to say, let alone if there is still such a thing as Kuku-dom. But if there is a lone Kuku out there who still needs that explanation for … Continue reading THE HEADLESS CHICKEN STILL ROAMS UN-SEASONED, UN-BOILED, UN-DEEP FRIED.
Once I said
You were fire
And I was water.
My beloved Kukudom, I greet you all in the name of the flying spaghetti monstor. How have you been ? I hope that by now you have given up on those new years resolutions because you have realizedthat your vices are mightier than you. You … Continue reading HOW TO BE A FANTASTIC HUG DONOR.
Haphephobia; The fear of being touched. Esteemed followers of the world’s most sought after chicken, I hope that this post finds you at one of those uncommon hours where a human in a third world country is not only disease and debt free but … Continue reading CRAPPY HUG DONORS PART 3; FOR HUG-OPHOBICS, HOW TO ESCAPE THE HUG.
Wakuku wangu, the wait is over. Receive your queen as she comes to put an end to nocturnal mulling on whether you have been hugging women wrong your whole life. Without further ado below are the five types of crappy hugs I have been pulled … Continue reading THE FIVE TYPES OF CRAPPY HUGS A GIRL WILL RECEIVE FROM MEN DURING THEIR LIFETIME.
There are two piles of men in the geosphere. Great huggers and Crappy huggers. I have rallied and held one woman protests both nude and veiled before many a man friend on the issue but as is the manner of men, I have been … Continue reading MALE DONORS OF CRAPPY HUGS; HERE IS A FREE CLASS TO UNLEASH THAT SLEEPING POTENTIAL.
Wrapped in the weightless shawl of a cold September’s air; A pair of arms wired with a current of unearthly gentleness, into a vortex of warmth ushered me. Wherein, the clot in my veins melted and my blood with a new fluidity ran, like … Continue reading SEPTEMBER